Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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