I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
be right there i have to get my cape
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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