I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i think my mom watched the whole time
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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