I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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