Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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