Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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