Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I want a musical about memes.
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