It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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