Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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