we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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