she was so not down for the gang bang
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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