Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
why is half of my head shaved?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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