margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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