very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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