super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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