Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Success! We fucked roommates!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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