S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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