and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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