Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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