I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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