she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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