awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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