scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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