He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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