Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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