How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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