matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think pants incapable of making pants work
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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