Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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