I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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