So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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