3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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