real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I met the friendliest cop last night
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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