at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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