I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's just like the Real World with babies
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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