What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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