Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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