lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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