Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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