Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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