Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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