I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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