question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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