I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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