He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Alive.
So much puke
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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