Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I deserve this hangover.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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