piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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