Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she smelled like a LAN party
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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