Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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