i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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