They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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