last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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