Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
